The Legend of The Great One

Off the drink for the next few weeks after having one too many socials!

Turning up at work stinking of drink does not help my prospects of becoming a lawyer one day!

So there it is, I am in the detox mansion for the foreseeable future but I shall be ready in time for my final freshers week and the final crusade of what has been a long and damning campaign of violence. One too many has been the case in the last 3 years and its about time I allowed my liver time to breathe.

I am looking forward to watching Nottingham Forest gain promotion back to the big time, hopefully hearing some quality vibes over the next few months (since it seems the music scene is in long decline ever since Oasis and the Libertines). Oh how I wish I had money, being a student is next to being a begger on the streets in my opinion and I cannot take this stigma any longer!

Just watched all 4 seasons of PEEP SHOW – top moments for me:

[1] Jezz eating the dog

[2] Jezz pissing himself in a church (because Mark has grounded down his self-esteem)

[3] Mark demanding for a sandwich before bungy jumping and later chickening out

[4] Mark imprisoned in his own flat, in his own bedroom, by Jezz and taking an attack of the shits, having to use a greasy takeaway bag and then busting down the door to get to the loo.

Oh man I is bored at the minute, waiting for the beginning of uni and it just keeps raining every day in Northern Ireland, jaysus I wish I was somewhere else! (“…One week I spent a year in Northern Ireland…”) It looks as though the holiday to Amsterdam is officially off the cards since Nicky had to spend all his money on drink all year, Niall decided to go to U.S. and A and Ally has vanished off the face of the earth, perhaps also due to excessive time spent at the bar.

This is me signing off and this is my life

ohh and by the way, John Smeaton (the guy who dealt with the terrorists at Glasgow airport) is a HERO! FACT!